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PostSubject: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 2:40 am

Lug's Pirate radio has inspired me. I tend to do a lot of surfing of the interwebs and come across much weirdness. In this thread, I'd like to relay some of the more golden excerps that I find in an effort to take over the world make the world a better place, or at the very least amuse and inform. I plan to keep this updated as often as possible, but I'll try to make it at least a daily think.

So, enjoy, and be forwarned: it gets weird out there.
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 2:44 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 2:51 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 3:19 am

VARIABLE THIS IS KNIFE, COME IN VARIABLE!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 3:30 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 4:02 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 4:11 am

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 4:15 am

Variable wrote:
You seriously cannot make stuff like this up...

Illinois woman arrested over assault on officer with "rigid feminine pleasure device"

LMFAO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 5:40 am

Variable wrote:
You seriously cannot make stuff like this up...

Illinois woman arrested over assault on officer with "rigid feminine pleasure device"

And thats why I moved home from California...... Illinois...never a dull (or "Vibrating" moment)...

HI-LAR-I-OUS!!

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 4:11 pm

HAHA Smile

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 15, 2010 9:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 15, 2010 9:41 pm

Why does it always have to be the south >.<

Dealer offers free AK-47 for truck buyers.
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 12:09 am

LOL Holy cr** Variable I've looked at this thread twice already and never even realized they were links. Still can't believe I didn't catch that! Those stories are hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 12:14 am

Lugaidh wrote:
LOL Holy cr** Variable I've looked at this thread twice already and never even realized they were links. Still can't believe I didn't catch that! Those stories are hilarious!

LOL! Bit more entertaining now, yeah? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 12:23 am

Variable wrote:
Lugaidh wrote:
LOL Holy cr** Variable I've looked at this thread twice already and never even realized they were links. Still can't believe I didn't catch that! Those stories are hilarious!

LOL! Bit more entertaining now, yeah? Laughing

ROFL Yuh dam skippy!
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 12:40 am

Getting out of Jury Duty is easy, just mention you have dinner plans with a serial killer.

Author of 'My Friend Dahmer' won't have to serve on jury
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 3:37 am

Kai-Sun wrote:
Dick Cheney?
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 5:50 am

Lol, this reminds me of the random news bulletins in Privateer 2... And they're all real The Variable News Desk 645704
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 16, 2010 7:29 am

Lugaidh wrote:
and never even realized they were links. Still can't believe I didn't catch that!!
Didnt get it, too. The Variable News Desk 419890
Thanks for this, great.

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Sandwich buyer, shot, eats before going to hospital

Sure, he paid for...
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 17, 2010 2:11 am

Variable wrote:
'Suspicious' box turns out to be Amazon delivery

Why yes, I did.

LMAO... Surprised

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