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Variable
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Variable

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Variable
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 17, 2010 9:37 pm

Attorney 'Cowboy Bob' takes on animal rape case

Again, why is it always the south? Oh, and then there's this winner:

Cowboy Bob wrote:
You can accuse a bishop in Boston of bastardy, but that don't mean he did anything. You can get a ham sandwich and indict it, but that don't mean the ham sandwich was guilty of anything, except being a bad ham sandwich
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Lugaidh
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Variable wrote:
Variable wrote:
Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard

And the followup here...

They avoided prison by a whisker

"I ain't got not excuses about what I done"... /banjo duel
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeThu Nov 18, 2010 10:10 pm

Cops: Fake doc carried out breast exams in bars

When questioned, she answered, "No, I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
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Variable wrote:
Car thief scolds mom for leaving kid in car
Most efficient anti-theft device ever.

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Variable
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Variable wrote:
Fla. dance troupe causes scare at Lincoln Tunnel

Lol what a bunch of idiots.
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Variable
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 22, 2010 9:31 pm

Its all about the skivvies today. This just in time for Thanksgiving:

'Gluttony Pants’ make room for stuffing yourself
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Lugaidh
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 22, 2010 11:28 pm

Variable wrote:
Its all about the skivvies today. This just in time for Thanksgiving:

'Gluttony Pants’ make room for stuffing yourself

LOL I bet Darth Nihilus had darkside gluttony pants!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeTue Nov 23, 2010 12:32 am

Hmm, I wonder if my wife would be interested in my "Gluttony Pants" What a Face
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Saw these on the MMO report as a gag, but they were funny.

The Princess: In another castle?

Bomber man refuses TSA body scan.
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Variable
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Amateur player jailed for driving car at referee

Red CARD?!? How about a Red CAR, asshole!?!?
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Variable
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Sex in Canada!? Vel' and the RiG Canadians...can you confirm or deny these reports??

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Variable I love you and this thread.

I'll make sure I swing by any time I'm having a crappy day.

Chances are you'll have a link to someone have an even crappier day.

lol!
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Yup, Variable...

You have truly come into your own on this topic/ thread/ thing!

Not since the likes of Rod Burgundy, has a reporter scoured the globe for this kind of great informa-schwen!!

(Rod B.): And "Tits McGee" on sports!

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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 24, 2010 11:33 pm

Lol, thanks for the thumbs up, yall! Got a few more for ya:

Mass. pizza parlor stiffed by fake Bob Dylan rep
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeThu Nov 25, 2010 7:41 pm

LOL!!!!

Call da' Po Po'!! I want ma' tittay's back!!

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J-E-L-L-Uh-Oh: Gelatin, pudding cups spill in Iowa

Far more delicious than the BP spill
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Deputies: Motel guest trashes room to find 'midget'

Wow, there are weird stories, and then there's this gem. You're welcome.
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PostSubject: Re: The Variable News Desk   The Variable News Desk - Page 2 I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 26, 2010 3:58 am

Just thought about it and stand by; I expect there to be an explosion of stupid news tommorrow
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